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Charles.C

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Posted 20 September 2014 - 03:55 PM

Dear All,

 

A Snippet for Weekend Viewers.

 

Here are a  few FS audit bloopers I saw compiled recently –

 

  • The Food Dense Plan is attached.
  • All visitors were a hair net.
  • The floor person exposes it.
  • On the east side of the building, there is a whole in the fence.
  • The company will ensure properly installed ducks
  • There was condensation on the duck work
  • Records will be helped for a minimum of two years.
  • Employees will take packers places for restroom breaks.
  • To ensure safety, hair must be retrained
  • Product is for cooking and consumption by the general public and for banking.
  • Temperatures must be taken every 15 minuets in (F)
  • Due to cross contamination, all adjacent equipment must be re-cleaned after brain cleaning.
  • The Practitioner as responsible for stuff.

 

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Posted 20 September 2014 - 04:16 PM

Thanks for a good laugh, Charles!

 

 

  • Temperatures must be taken every 15 minuets in (F)

 

Mozart approves of this.  :shades:


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Posted 20 September 2014 - 04:20 PM

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Posted 24 September 2014 - 07:25 PM

That's the ticket, I as responsible for stuff



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Posted 24 September 2014 - 07:35 PM

That's the ticket, I as responsible for stuff

 

Plenty of scope.


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Posted 24 September 2014 - 07:48 PM

What's myusername's job description?
 
Unofficially he is responsible for the development, maintenance, upkeep, enforcement and training of the SQF code at our facility.
 
Officially he is responsible for Stuff and whatnot
 



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Posted 24 September 2014 - 10:39 PM

  • Temperatures must be taken every 15 minuets in (F)

 

I love a good minuet...but not my favorite key....perhaps humming a few bars would help...... :roflmao:  :rofl2:


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Posted 25 September 2014 - 12:42 AM

"Due to cross contamination, all adjacent equipment must be re-cleaned after brain cleaning"   :clap:


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 02:43 AM

Love it, thanks Charles.  We just got audited on Wednesday so now I'm looking forward to receiving our report in case I can add some more bloopers :) 



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Posted 26 September 2014 - 06:17 AM

not a food safety one-but a friend who was a history teacher swears he once had an examination answer

 

'joan of arc was condomed to death'

 

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Posted 26 September 2014 - 06:23 AM

I conducted a factory inspection and amongst others things found a few issues in the personnel facilities such as: dust on tops of lockers, vending machine not swept behind etc.  I duly reported all findings to the releavnt department heads for corrective/preventive action.  A few day's later one of the cleaners accosted me on the way to the toilet and angrily asked "are you the one who did that orbit?"  I said "well yes...I went around." :smile:


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Posted 30 September 2014 - 08:24 PM

This isn't really a "blooper" so much as sabotage, but when I was a bad employee I changed the word "Cooler" to something more...inappropriate... on quite a few documents at one job before quitting in a spectacular manner.  Also I randomly put curse words and words I knew would offend them like lesbian and devil randomly throughout SOPs. I bet there's an operator out there right now reading an SOP and wondering "But how do I measure the concentration of lesbian sanitizer?"


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Posted 30 September 2014 - 09:29 PM

In my auditing days I used to relieve the tedium of writing countless audit reports by including as many double entendres as possible - things such as:

 

"whilst inspecting x machine the knob came off in operators hand"

"excessively oily nipples noted on x machine"

"torn rubbers"

"dirty lips noted around intake pipe'

 

Used to make me smile but I often wondered if the people recieving my reports noticed and if they did whether they giggled too  :giggle:



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Posted 01 October 2014 - 07:16 AM

Dear SpursGirl,

 

Thanks for the expansion.

 

Actually I just noticed this opening line to another post and immediately thought of you. :biggrin:

 

When I worked in dairy we did cryos on every incoming tanker ,butter fat w/ babcocks

 

Rgds / Charles.C


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 11:30 AM

This isn't really a "blooper" so much as sabotage, but when I was a bad employee I changed the word "Cooler" to something more...inappropriate... on quite a few documents at one job before quitting in a spectacular manner.  Also I randomly put curse words and words I knew would offend them like lesbian and devil randomly throughout SOPs. I bet there's an operator out there right now reading an SOP and wondering "But how do I measure the concentration of lesbian sanitizer?"

 

From there to IFSQN MOTM!  What a journey :roflmao:


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 11:30 AM

humm double post... edited to make it look less noticeable.


Edited by Mr. Incognito, 01 October 2014 - 11:33 AM.

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 11:32 AM

Dear SpursGirl,

 

Thanks for the expansion.

 

Actually I just noticed this opening line to another post and immediately thought of you. :biggrin:

 

 

Rgds / Charles.C

 

I don't know if the term stopcock is typical for the air release valve on desiccators... however once someone said it I always had to say stopcock... it's the little things that keep you going in quality.


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 03:17 PM

  Also I randomly put curse words and words I knew would offend them like lesbian and devil randomly throughout SOPs. I bet there's an operator out there right now reading an SOP and wondering "But how do I measure the concentration of lesbian sanitizer?"

 Classic!!!-ha ha

It can also be used for good as well as evil- we used to protect our stuff ( which was on a shared drive) by using find & replace to add the f-word randomly to certain documents -to deter colleagues from 'borrowing our work' by copy &paste

 

I suppose looking back we could have used passwords but this was much more fun!

Mike


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