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Eyesore 9000:

Started by Simon, Jul 19 2004 06:51 PM
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Posted 19 July 2004 - 06:51 PM

Whoever wrote this deserves a Knighthood! Or at least some sort of Certificate.

Click here to download EYESORE 9000: A Smartass's Guide to ISO 9001:2000.

I just knew Quality could be funny. :lol:

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 11:50 AM

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Posted 28 July 2004 - 09:56 AM

Had a brief skim through it and had a good laugh, as well as recognising that the statements are actually quite 'real world'

It would be nice to shove a copy of it under an auditors nose. :lol:

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Posted 28 July 2004 - 11:07 AM

It's nice to see something a little light-hearted for a change in what can be (at times) a very, very staid business.

BTW welcome back. When you've gotten over your 'return to work' depression it'd be nice to hear your hols.

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