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[Simon]

It’s not just a thermometer, it’s not just a pen, no it isn’t…it’s every auditors dream gizmo – a super deluxe infra red thermometer and ballpoint pen combo.

Finished in fashionable brushed steel with polished steel trim - to facilitate easy cleaning; this gizmo will ensure you’re the envy among your food safety buddies this Christmas.

The gizmo boasts a patented twist barrel pen nib launching feature to facilitate seamless transfer between reading and recording temperatures.

Real time temperature digitization is enabled via the on-board high resolution display screen system. The gizmo comes primed with electric blue smooth flow writing fuel, is fully power enabled and features an extremely versatile and sturdy clip mechanism to suit a wide range of clothing configurations.

Whether barbecuing on Everest or turkey basting in the Andes this system enjoys operating effectively. Artic or Amazon, the gizmo point blank refuses to let you down. It's tough, it's rugged, it's sexy.

Simply put this is the gizmo no self respecting food safety practitioner should be without this Christmas. What’s more it comes with our 110% ‘zero audit nonconformity or send it back’ guarantee. And that’s guaranteed.



Competition:

In less than 25 words finish this caption:

I want the gizmo because…………………

Prize

1 x gizmo

Winner selection

Management will create a shortlist of the best entries and run a member poll to determine the overall winner.

Deadlines

Closing date for entries - 16th December 2007 at midnight GMT.

Member poll will run from 17th December to high noon 21st December.

[Salman Naveed Khan]

[quote name='Simon' date='Nov 29 2007, 09:37 PM' post='18695']

I want the gizmo because I want in my pocket when I enter Hell!

[NAbbott]

i want this gizmo because....
it reminds me so much of the crappy things that everyone wanted as a kid, but broke after about 5 minutes use.

:)

[JohnP]

I want the gizmo because I want to test my food with science
When I'm eating out there will be no doubt
A quick test will prove compliance!

[stighunky]

I want the Gizmo because....I already know how to write..... and I know how to measure temperature.........but together? I want to be the Chuck Yeager of nerds.

[kox]

I want the gizmo because I neeeeed it. I allways dream of it and now here it is. Don't take if from me!

[kox]

I want the gizmo because I will have time to see the product price on the shelf.

(On the supermarket when my wife ask from me about the prices I allways respond: I don't know, but it's stored at 2 degrees) :)

[Simon]

It's amazing what a bit of marketing waffle can do. I WANT ONE!!!

Seriously I'm glad to see this initiative is capturing the imagination. Keep them coming and have as many goes as you like.

Have a nice weekend.

Regards,
Simon

[keithb]

I want this gizmo because it'll impress the people I'm auditing so much, they'll let their guard down in awe of it!

[Mohamed NEGM]

I want the gizmo because .. it is easy to .. Carry, Check, and Record in audits

Edited by Mohamed NEGM, 30 November 2007 - 03:07 PM.

[stighunky]

I want the gizmo because...............then we will all know what HACCP really stands for:
Have A Cool Calibrated Pen

[hahz]

I want this gizmo because it would make monitoring food safety alot easier and catching people off guard alot more less obvious...hehe...

[Randolph Capili]

I want this gizmo because it can improve my office productivity whilst doing temperature measurements via IR.

[smaina]

the pen is a total package . stun shop floor personnel and suppliers when auditing getting em unawares with the IR gizmo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by Simon, 01 December 2007 - 02:42 PM.

[Mahmood Reza]

I want this gizmo because adding to doing my works(audit and inspection), it contain a very beautiful shap and good size for my pocket and my prestige with use of this instrument will increase during my work.but I dont know with having this gizmo,what I must doing with deep of foods?

[sarath]

I want this Gizmo because it will help me in practical monitoring of temperatures ,during Food Safety Management Systems Audits in the Hotel Sector ,quickly and efficiently.


Major Bandula Sarath de Silva

[okido]

Hi All,

I want the gizmo because, it will spare you serious embarrassment wherever you may go!

Have a nice day, Okido

[Gaskit]

I want this gizmo, because I would like to include it on my glasss registar in preparation for the next BRC inspection.

Regards,

Steve

[jennifer]

I want the gizmo because it's tough, rugged and sexy - just like me.

Finally! A clip mechanism to suit all my clothing configurations!

[dedekagus]

I want the gizmo because, it will make me became the coolest man in east asia because i m the first own it

[PedroP]

I want the gizmo because the name is so cool, and why not I could boast about it with my spanish collegues. If you listen the name "GIZMO", you must think in a Good Instrument Zoom Machinery & Object". I think we always bought machines and object with charm names

Why not I want this because I am so practical and I need it !!! Please give me one!!!!

[Simon]

I want this gizmo because...

Great effort so far everyone. Keep them coming. Remember you can have more than one go...if you really, really want it.

Regards,
Simon

[Jean]

I want this gizmo because I can use it to write any as many audit findings in the walk in freezers for any and at the same time us it for spot checks during my buffet functions without having to carry a laser gun or sanitizer in case of a probe thermometer.

BR,

J

[atunaboylu]

I want Gizmo, because I am an international Food Safety and Quality Lead Auditor, and so It can help me at Food Safety audits (BRC, BRC IoP, IFS, HACCP, ISO22000) and I can advise a good and functional device to my audited company by demontration.

[Simon]

You know this is our most successful competition ever. I think ‘finish the caption’competitions could be the way forward. Next year I will contact a few suppliers of relevant and interesting products to see if they would like to sponsor a competition.

If I were allowed to enter I would say;

I want the gizmo because...because, because, because, because...because of the wonderful things it does.

If I only had a brain.

Regards,
Simon