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HACCP - what else does it stand for?

Started by , Aug 18 2011 11:03 PM
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Hi,

we all know what HACCP really stands for but over the years i have read a few alternatives that really made me laugh.

the best i have heard (sorry unfortunately cant give the deserved credit to the orignal inventor/auditor) , and have used a few times myself was

Hordes of Auditors, Come Criticise my Process.

What others have you guys heard or used?

Paul.
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Hi,

we all know what HACCP really stands for but over the years i have read a few alternatives that really made me laugh.

the best i have heard (sorry unfortunately cant give the deserved credit to the orignal inventor/auditor) , and have used a few times myself was

Hordes of Auditors, Come Criticise my Process.

What others have you guys heard or used?

Paul.


How about:

Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray ????

saguym
Great thread.

Host A Contamination Control Party

Harmful Activities Can Cease Production

:biggrin:Hi! I'll go for the funny...

Hasty Audits Commonly Cause Problems

Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)

:biggrin:Hi! I'll go for the funny...

Hasty Audits Commonly Caust Problems

Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)



I mean, CAUSE problems.


Help Auditor Cometh Clean Promptly

I like this.

:biggrin:Hi! I'll go for the funny...

Hasty Audits Commonly Cause Problems

Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)



On a similar note, how about:

Horrible Auditors Commonly Cause Problems
Horrendous Audits Can Cut Profits
Personally i think Nancy has the funniest one with Havoc and Crazed Cleaning Prior to audit, if only because it is so true!!
How Astronauts Canned Cuisine Protected

Sorry I can't help myself.
How Auditors Can Crazily (be) Problematic
Hello! I am a newbie here!

This thread is pretty funny, glad people can find some humour in HACCP :)

My favourite has to be Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray from Saguym.

How about...Help All Computers Crashing, Panic!

Gill

Hello! I am a newbie here!

This thread is pretty funny, glad people can find some humour in HACCP :)

My favourite has to be Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray from Saguym.

How about...Help All Computers Crashing, Panic!

Gill

Hi Gill, welcome to the forums. You've inspired me again.

How Consultants Can Convince Presidents :sigh:

Regards,
Simon
How About

Hiding All Cockup's Causes Prosecution!

Caz x
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How About

Hiding All Cockup's Causes Prosecution!

Caz x

Only if you get caught.
How about... Horrible Aggravators Causes Catharsis Process (lols nonsense) or Hope All Cats Could Purr

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