Questions ...

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for
this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's
had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
day

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of
these candidates would be your choice?



Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.














Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.



Candidate B is Winston Churchill.



Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep
reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic


And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has
a little more than 500 employees and has the following
statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...



Can you guess which organization this is?





Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The
same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.

Franco I got rid of all the > I pasted the text into word and did find ">" and replace with" ". They were bugging me.

To be honest I'd take A or B, they'd beat Bush and Blair hands down. The second bit was uncanny I was sure it was a place I used to work until I scrolled down and saw the answer.

:)
Simon

Franco I got rid of all the > I pasted the text into word and did find ">" and replace with" ".  They were bugging me.

Well done mate. They were bugging me as well, but I wasn't able to cut them off.