Them: Hey! We will pay you to tell us what to do with this SQF stuff.
Me: Okay. (studies really hard, passes some classes/tests)
Me: All right, we need to do this, then do this, then do this. (provides the SQF code they need to follow and some suggestions).
Them: OK! When should we have this done by?
Me: xxx (gives a reasonable target date and/or time).
Me: (closer to the target date and/or time) Hey, just a reminder this needs to be completed by xxx.
Them: Okay, I'm on it (or alternatively: crickets chirping quietly in the distance).
Me: Do you have any questions?
Them: Nope (or alternatively crickets: chirping quietly in the distance).
Me: (on due date): Okay, today's the day send me what you've got.
Them: Here you go! (Sends me the exact same document I sent them hours, days, weeks ago)
Me: Um... This is what I sent you, can you please send me the updated version?
Choose one:
Them: Well, I thought I just had to review it and it looks good (ignoring all the stuff I had highlighted that needed to be updated, verified, or added).
Them: I thought we already had something like this done. No, I don't know where it is.
Them: I (totally ignoring all previous messages) forgot to do it or couldn't find it.
How do you deal with people who will not do tasks assigned to them unless you are sitting there watching them do it, or have it pulled up so they can tell you what they want as you type it in and format it??? Dude, you could have done this is less time yourself and we wouldn't be wasting time in a meeting.
This is more a rhetorical question as I am beyond frustrated sometimes and I'm changing my email signature to SQF Practitioner/Management Babysitter.