Ugh, it DOES sound psychotic and robotic. See attached. It looks way better with the pictures (my employees really hammed it up, because the pictures were of their favorite thing - them!)
Ecolab has some. Sometimes even your chemical supplier may have them. I'll look over what cheesy lines they use in those 70's videos. It's a great idea to update these!
BTW...whatever happen to your video game idea?
I'm glad you asked :D
Lack of interest / lack of direction or solid gameplay idea / Holidaze. I haven't given up though! Someday....
You can totally help by reminding / nagging me, and/or adding ideas to this page. Public shame is basically the only thing that motivates me.
tinyurl.com/qagame
Instead of your robotic intro how about:
Welcome Visitors!
While we are happy to have you on our site we have a question for you:
*Time about 4 second delay then fly in*
How can food safety be impacted by your visit and why does it matter?
*time a few second delay and either appear or blinds*
Without following the Good Manufacturing Practices and policies that follow we could all put thousands of people at risk by contaminating their food!
-- Use delays, colors, pictures, and animations on text to make your training more lively! I use green for questions to the group. Typically they have a click delay when I'm doing the training live otherwise they have around a 5-7 second delay for people to have a chance to think.
Yes, these will all be set on a timer and auto played. The idea is to make this usable as training for temps on the night shift that I won't see. Just a double click for our technology adverse supervisor and viola! They will sign a copy of our GMPs once the video is complete. The play back is super easy to set up in power point, just go to rehearse timings, set the timing, then file - save as - powerpoint Show . They won't have to do anything but double click once. It actually saves as ppsx, a file type I can not upload here.
I've been toying with making the office staff do voice overs in their sales voices, but if I get too ambitious I'll never finish. I want it to be professional looking but I'm not a professional and it's not worth paying someone 
I only saw one slide...but I'll steal everything I can from it!
Edited by magenta_majors, 16 December 2014 - 03:12 PM.