. I just got done writing our program last week and the Maintenance Manager is filling in all of our chemicals.
Ha, we're doing the same thing. We are very tiny and in a small, affluent area, so my Maintenance guy found it pretty amusing that I would want to take inventory of the chemicals and probably assumes I'm huffing them.
Me: "Yup we need inventory of all the chemicals, even the oil you use for your machinery in the shop that only you can touch because it's locked."
Mechanic:" Why?"
Me: "So we know how much we have and how much we use and can notice if we're missing a bunch because some looney dumped it in our chocolate"
Mechanic:"...."
Me:"Really"
Mechanic:".....Really?"
Me:"Yes, that is a real possibility that we actually have to consider happening, plan for, and document our planning for."
Mechanic:"You're so busy, Majors"