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[Simon]

I've got a front lawn and back lawn, aren't I lucky? I don't feel it; it's just another one of those things that keeps on niggling in the back of my head. I am constantly reminded by its scruffiness every time I go outside. So I cut it and it grows back! Faster!!!

So what's the point? Can anyone tell me?

Wouldn't it be fantastic if someone could invent a genetically modified grass that doesn't grow higher than about 2' (5cm)? They'd be an overnight billionaire for sure.

Regards,
Simon

[Puzzle]

What gets me is the fact grass is considered a 'weed' when in the flower borders etc, and yet we spend a large amount of time with the lawn

My preferred solution of green painted concrete was rejected by the wife

[Puzzle]

I have just noticed the adverts at the top of this page

[Simon]

It is very clever, perhaps I should start a discussion on diamonds or something equally expensive. Only joking Mr Google.

Regards,
Simon

[Puzzle]

It rained last night.

The damn greeen field must have grown 75mm sice the sun appeared

[Simon]

The damn greeen field must have grown 75mm sice the sun appeared.

Bloody nature!