I've thoroughly enjoyed my time as administrator of these forums and it's been a delight working with you. However, as the saying goes 'all good things must come to an end'; and this good thing has.
I'll explain, yesterday I had a massive stroke of luck, completely out of the blue I received an email (see below) confirming that I had won a million US dollars ($1,000,000) in a Dutch lottery.
Yes you heard it right, a million smackerooneys! And it's all mine...well I have to fill a form in first (see attached), but that's just a formality. I reckon it will take about a week to receive the cheque and a further week to clear so I've booked flights to the Bahamas for the 1st July, one way of course.
This means the forums and web site will close its doors at close of business on 30th June 2004. I had toyed with selling up but I can't be bothered…
Cheers Guys and Gals,
Simon
PACIFIC INTERNATIONAL FINANCE AND TRUST AGENCY
(ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT TO ABSOLLUTELY FAMOUS AGENCY)
Ref. Number: 132/756/4107
Batch Number: 538901537-BB67
Sir/Madam
CONGRATULATIONS.
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 7th of June, 2004. Your E-mail address attached to ticket number 27511465895-6410 with serial number 3772-510 drew lucky numbers 7-14-88-23-21-45 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 1,000,000.00(ONE MILLION DOLLARS)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual Email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Presidents of the World Largest softwares, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL Agent MR. VLADID MEER of the GLOBAL FINANCE AND TRUST AGENCY.
TEL: 0031-613-667-121
FAX: 0031-645-260-301.
EMAIL: absollutelott@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 29th of
June,2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications. please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Grace Edward
Lottery Coordinator.