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[Simon]

Source: http://www.ascending.../oldfashrem.htm

2000 B.C.
"Here, eat this root!"

1000 A.D.
"That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer!"

1500 A.D.
"That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion!"

1940 A.D.
"That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill!"

1985 A.D.
"This pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic!"

2000 A.D.
"That antibiotic doesn't work anymore. Here, eat this root!"

4,000 years on and we're back to eating bark.

Regards,
Simon

[SAM]

Have you read the cure for allergies!?!


Think I might give that one a miss!!

[Simon]

The malic acid loosens up all the old, unused gunk in the body and the olive oil moves it out!

I bet it does, I'll think I'll write to the 'You are what you eat' TV programme and suggest they use it on their victims. If nothing else it'd make the colonic irrigations really spectacular.

Regards,
Simon