HACCP - what else does it stand for?

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HACCP - what else does it stand for?

Started by Bawdy, Aug 18 2011 11:03 PM

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 11:03 PM

Hi,

we all know what HACCP really stands for but over the years i have read a few alternatives that really made me laugh.

the best i have heard (sorry unfortunately cant give the deserved credit to the orignal inventor/auditor) , and have used a few times myself was

Hordes of Auditors, Come Criticise my Process.

What others have you guys heard or used?

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 02:53 PM

Hi,

we all know what HACCP really stands for but over the years i have read a few alternatives that really made me laugh.

the best i have heard (sorry unfortunately cant give the deserved credit to the orignal inventor/auditor) , and have used a few times myself was

Hordes of Auditors, Come Criticise my Process.

What others have you guys heard or used?

Paul.

How about:

Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray ????

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 03:45 PM

Great thread.

Host A Contamination Control Party

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 12:18 PM

Harmful Activities Can Cease Production

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 01:31 PM

:biggrin:Hi! I'll go for the funny...

Hasty Audits Commonly Cause Problems

Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)

Edited by Simon, 24 August 2011 - 01:58 PM.
Fixed spelling :-)

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 01:33 PM

:biggrin:Hi! I'll go for the funny...

Hasty Audits Commonly Caust Problems

Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)

I mean, CAUSE problems.

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 02:01 PM

Help Auditor Cometh Clean Promptly

I like this. :smile:

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 03:19 PM

:biggrin:Hi! I'll go for the funny...

Hasty Audits Commonly Cause Problems

Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)

On a similar note, how about:

Horrible Auditors Commonly Cause Problems

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 06:02 PM

Horrendous Audits Can Cut Profits

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 04:34 AM

Personally i think Nancy has the funniest one with Havoc and Crazed Cleaning Prior to audit, if only because it is so true!! :smile:

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 07:23 PM

How Astronauts Canned Cuisine Protected

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How Auditors Can Crazily (be) Problematic

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 07:15 PM

Hello! I am a newbie here!

This thread is pretty funny, glad people can find some humour in HACCP :)

My favourite has to be Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray from Saguym.

How about...Help All Computers Crashing, Panic!

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Posted 20 October 2011 - 08:04 PM

Hello! I am a newbie here!

This thread is pretty funny, glad people can find some humour in HACCP :)

My favourite has to be Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray from Saguym.

How about...Help All Computers Crashing, Panic!

Gill

Hi Gill, welcome to the forums. You've inspired me again.

How Consultants Can Convince Presidents :sigh:

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 05:19 PM

How About

Hiding All Cockup's Causes Prosecution!

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Posted 25 November 2011 - 08:34 PM

How About

Hiding All Cockup's Causes Prosecution!

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Only if you get caught. :smile:

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 11:26 AM

How about... Horrible Aggravators Causes Catharsis Process (lols nonsense) or Hope All Cats Could Purr

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HACCP - what else does it stand for?

#1 Bawdy

#2 saguym

#3 Simon

#4 Robert Rogers

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#8 nomio

#9 Simon

#10 Bawdy

#11 Simon

#12 Simao Monteiro

#13 Gillian Patterson

#14 Simon

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