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Posted 16 March 2015 - 04:08 PM

Getting geared up for the parade tomorrow...I'll post photos I promise... especially of the seagulls

 

Your comments on seagulls is one of my all time favorite threads.  


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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:36 PM

Your comments on seagulls is one of my all time favorite threads.  

I had not read that entire thread, so I went back to it.  OMG, I had tears in my eyes.

 

Maybe you should get Steven Seagal to protect the plant?   Martha 

 

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:44 PM

Steven Segal didn't fare so well in Executive Decision.  :rofl2:


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Posted 16 March 2015 - 06:53 PM

Maybe Neil Diamond can come and sing a song that will inspire them to fly up and find a higher plane of existence.  Maybe they will leave the plant then?

 

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 07:38 PM

And more Seagulls....  this was hysterical.  :roflmao:

 

http://www.buzzfeed....doom#.ffObyLMKN


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Posted 16 March 2015 - 08:11 PM

The video of the seagull walking in and out of the store carrying bags of food was so true.  They are nuisances at Ocean City, MD because people feed them.  They make more little seagulls because they are well fed on pizza crust.

 

They are only one step worse than the squirrels, which are just rats with fuzzy tails.

 

Here's a UK company that sells fake seagull eggs for you to put into the nests.  They stop laying when they think the nest is full (they can't count how many they have laid, stupid birds) so nothing hatches.  Not a fast solution, but it may help.

 

http://www.urbanseag...ty-maryland.php

 

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Posted 16 March 2015 - 08:18 PM

I loved the one on con trails and sky Nazi's. 


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Posted 16 March 2015 - 09:05 PM

How utterly fabulous.... we Irish are great aren't we????? I am joining that FB page immediately


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Posted 16 March 2015 - 09:26 PM

How utterly fabulous.... we Irish are great aren't we????? I am joining that FB page immediately

 

Agreed!


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Posted 23 March 2015 - 02:04 AM

If you need some motivation to change your habits as the week begins...

 

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Posted 23 March 2015 - 06:40 AM

It's hard Martha.  I put my left leg in once, but...


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Posted 23 March 2015 - 10:44 AM

It's hard Martha.  I put my left leg in once, but...

As a follow up to that line, this joke is classic...

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. 

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for the family was getting him into the coffin. 

They put his left leg in..... and then the trouble started. 

 

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Posted 23 March 2015 - 11:28 AM

:roflmao:

 

most excellent joke.

 

Spring has arrived in Donegal..... it left about an hour later....

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Posted 23 March 2015 - 10:59 PM

:roflmao:

 

most excellent joke.

 

Spring has arrived in Donegal..... it left about an hour later....

 

Ahhh how cute!.    I want a hammock. 


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